Are you ready to take a wild ride through shark-infested cornfields? You'll need to buckle up, for "Sharks of the Corn" is set to provide the ultimate in horror and comedy. It was written and directed by the legendary Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget production draws inspiration from Stephen King's masterpiece "Children of the Corn" (1984) and turns it into a hilarious and bizarre parody that'll have you at a loss for words and swaying on the floor in laughter.
One of the most exciting Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
From the beginning of one of the fields that seems innocent "Sharks of the Corn" establishes its quirky nature. We are introduced to Gary and Susan as two of the characters. They gradually fade out of the picture in the film, before it veers into some unexpected direction. The story weaves together horror elements and an array of subplots. The result is a thrilling blend that can be described as a carnival in the cornfield filled with chaos.
A Psychopathic Shark Enthusiast
There's Teddy Bo Lucas, a character who adds an extra dimension of absurdity to an already bewildering storyline. This psychotic shark fanatic has an uncanny fascination for these underwater predators. If sharks in cornfields weren't enough bizarre, Teddy takes his obsession to an entirely new level when there's a shocking crime within his hotel room. It's a shocking incident that sets the tone for a furious whirlwind of intrigue and mystery.
Confused, Cults along with Sharks
The plot develops further as police blame poor Gary for Susan's murder, even though there is no motive. A shark cult comes to light as an interesting plot, taking us into this world where cornfields, and the cult of sharks collide. In the midst of thinking you're not getting much more insane and more twisted, two creepy burglars attempt in stealing a shark's puppy from this group of people. It's a wild mix of humor and horror that will keep the audience on their toes.
Critiques as well as Comic Relief
Although "Sharks of the Corn" is a truly unique and unorthodox adventure, it's not without imperfections. It frequently switches between different characters and scenes, leaving some viewers feeling disoriented in a struggle to comprehend the various plot lines. It's a conscious choice of stylistic design which contributes to the fun quality of the movie, however it's likely not everyone's cup-of-tea.
The production value of the movie are consciously low and the actors' performance falls into the category of unreliable. Yet, among the ocean of poor performances, Steve Guynn shines through with his remarkable performance. His acting is exemplary, performing his character and not acting out lines. This is a rare example of real acting in the midst that (blog post) is filled with overblown and sloppy performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" is a low-budget film that features poor effects that are able to create an attractive charm. Most of the shark attacks are humorously depicted by hand puppets. These add an element of absurdity the film. A crazy plotline, centering around a shark cult's plan to resurrect a shark goddess in the middle, is where the film really unleashes its imagination. It's just that, sometimes, this imagination fails to translate into an immersive viewing experience.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
Another area where "Sharks of the Corn" lacks cinematography is its editing. Visuals and framing are a bit rushed, coming looking amateurish. They lack the polish and finesse that is typically found on mainstream horror films. While this is likely to keep the budget-friendly aesthetic However, it impacts the total quality of viewing experience.

Final Rating The Final Score: One "Stock Footage Overlay" Out Five
With its low-quality video, voice acting, as well as editing "Sharks of the Corn" can't quite reach the benchmark. Even though it's a amusing spoof comedy, the movie fails to give a cohesive and engaging experience. In my capacity as a reviewer, I make a funny review: movies like corn, will only become better with explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks of the Corn" can't quite make it to the grade.